Top 25 Questions of this year's Super Bowl1. Doesn't Michael Tomlin and Omar Epps look alike ?
2. Why did Dockett dip into the super lunge while baring his teeth and foaming at the mouth ?
3. Can we make jokes about Somalian pirates ? on NBC ? too soon maybe ?
4. Shouldn't we have known that the Cardinals had no chance when they let a line backer run the ENTIRE field for a touchdown ?
5. Was I the only one who thought he was injured ? I mean, why was he laid out in the end zone ?
6. Oxygen anyone ?
7. A safety ? really ?
8. Did Holmes learn that toe point in ballet ?
9. Did the lack of oxygen cause him to punch an athlete in the back and then toss him down the field ?
10. So no one else thought Harrison was channeling another angry athlete with an interesting voice ?
11. Did you sigh in relief when the Boss did not jump on the piano?
12. So did that microphone file for sexual assault ?
13. C'mon, did you see what the saxophone player was wearing ?
14. Did he have a chiropractor on hand for all those guitar swings ?
15. Did the camera file for assault ?
16. Did you see the owner's suspenders ?
17. Is he really going to Disneyland ? after putting down the guacamole and tenders first, of course
18. So where was the Cadillac ?
19. Did the Gatorade ever actually get on Tomlin ?
20. Why was your assistant coach around for the FIRST Superbowl ?
21. Namath played in Superbowl THREE ?
22. Weren't the commercials more than a little lame ?
23. Are you going to get your free grand slam ?
24. Is SOBE trying to sabotage themselves ? maybe, they are hoping for a bailout?
25. Porn stars in a web ad ?
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