1. You a grown man…and you still refer to yourself with initials. (ie: PJ, BJ. AJ, JB, or C-Bear) {I definantly ain’t callin no damn grown man, BJ}
2. You a chick that ain’t black but only dates black guys…but the black guys you select are just hood as shit…{talking bout I just like things to be simple…can’t roll wit it…}
3. If you a grown man and aint’t got no muscles…{Wtf? You grown dawg…I’ma need you to go head and look like it…}
4. If you honestly think lil W**** is the best rapper ever let alone alive…(even he gotta side-eye you on that one)
5. If you handcuffin bitches…{If we in the club and your bitch is choosin, don’t go grab your chick by the arm…come on dawg…she choosin!} (Goes for you too ladies, don’t go grab ur friend when you see her tryna get freak witcha boy…it’s Jack Jack baby…)
6. If you’re a wigger…Not sure if you’re a wigger? If you meet any of the following qualifications:
a. Talk with a blacksent…(Where you from? You must be from the fourth ward...Naw I grew up in San Diego my whole life…Bitch wtf? Then why are you talkin like that...)
b. Primarily listen to hip hop…(and drop the N-bomb when you listenin by yourself)
c. You over 30 and all you do is name drop N****s (Oh Tyrone…Yah we used to be real close back in the day…)
d. You wear “urban attire” but the shit be like at least 6 month out dated…(Is that guy wearin Fubu? I think he is…)
(I just can't take you seriously)
7. If you a grown man and all you listen too is R & B…(come on dawg…that’s jus suspect enough…)
8. You a grown man and you analyzing what I got on… (Unless you’re openly gay…not coo…)
9. If you Black and voted for O**** and truly thought that that was going to make your life any better…(Did you really expect a change [for the better]? This ain’t fantasy island…)
10. If you ever considered Cash 4 Gold as being legitimate…(come on…you coulda got thrice as much as the pawn shop on 54th…)
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